As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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