i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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