After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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