My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
