Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
