she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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