In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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