he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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