Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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