Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
only if we run a train.
done.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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