Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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