I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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