Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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