i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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