I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
