We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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