Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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