don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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