I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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