The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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