i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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