I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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