Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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