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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  His pubic hair was longer than his dick

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (805): View more from California

  omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now

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  he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?

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  You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.

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