i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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