I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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