To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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