lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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