She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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