you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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