Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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