omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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