can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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