Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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