Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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