How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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