some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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