Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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