If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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