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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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