Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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