I will die if light touches me.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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