Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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