what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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