so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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