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• (323): View more from California

  Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?

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• (516): View more from New York

  i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.

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• (415): View more from California

  White people are beatboxing! Save me.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children

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