My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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