There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Be still, my beating vagina.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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