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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Well apparently he's into motor boating.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.

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  we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  French fry pizza

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Are you brilliant or just really high?

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  Can't it be both?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.

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  I am going to be fat forever.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying

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• (718): View more from New York

  He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring

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• (315): View more from New York

  Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert

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  Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.

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