Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(627): View more from California

his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.

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(562): View more from California

He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome

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(217): View more from Illinois

If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?

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(229): View more from Georgia

I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.

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(416): View more from Toronto

My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches

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