Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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