i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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