Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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