So drunk, too bad you don't want this
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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