yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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