what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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