at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Randomize
